Kung Fu and Titties 2 (2026)
Sean Molnar, Dante Briggins, Jonathan Kline, Rocco Martone, Joseph McConnell
Written & Directed by Joseph McConnell
More fights. More madness. More… everything.
The world’s most absurd martial arts cult classic is back — louder, stranger, and somehow even more ridiculous than before. Kung Fu and Titties 2 (2026) punches through every boundary of good taste and cinematic logic in a deliriously over-the-top sequel that gleefully embraces its grindhouse roots and glorious stupidity.
After saving his girlfriend and surviving the cosmic chaos of Zeefros’ twisted realm, Richard (Sean Molnar) has tried to return to normal life. But “normal” doesn’t last long. When a mysterious rift opens between dimensions, spewing out intergalactic kung fu warriors, Richard is pulled back into a psychedelic world where gravity, logic, and clothing are all optional.
This time, Zeefros’ even crazier sibling, Zorla the Flesh Witch (new villain, played by Dante Briggins), rises to reclaim the lost “Orbs of Infinite Power” — relics that can reshape reality itself. To stop her, Richard must reunite with his ragtag allies:
From neon-lit dojos to post-apocalyptic strip clubs, Kung Fu and Titties 2 turns every scene into a glorious explosion of parody and chaos. Expect bone-crunching fights, slow-motion kicks that defy physics, and dialogue so earnest it loops back into comedy gold. The choreography is bigger, the budget is (slightly) higher, and the nonsense is at an all-time high.
But beneath all the absurdity, there’s still a beating heart — a hilariously sincere message about finding confidence, embracing weirdness, and never apologizing for being yourself… even when you’re fighting a topless alien sorcerer in zero gravity.
“The legend continues — and it still makes absolutely no sense.”
Equal parts martial arts spoof, midnight-movie chaos, and cult cinema fever dream, Kung Fu and Titties 2 is a jaw-dropping spectacle of bad taste done
James and the Giant Peach 2 (2026)
Simon Callow, Richard Dreyfuss, Jane Leeves
Directed by Henry Selick | Written by Roald Dahl, Karey Kirkpatrick & Jonathan Roberts
The peach may have landed, but the magic is far from over. James and the Giant Peach 2 (2026) reunites audiences with the imagination, heart, and stop-motion splendor that defined one of cinema’s most beloved fantasy adventures. Director
Years after their miraculous voyage to New York City,
From the heart of the fallen fruit emerges a strange visitor: Aurora, a mysterious glowing moth who warns James of an ancient force seeking to reclaim the peach’s magic for its own. Soon, old friends —
Along the way, James must confront his deepest fear — losing the family he fought so hard to find — and rediscover the courage that made him a hero. Through danger, wonder, and a touch of Roald Dahl’s signature mischief,
Visually spectacular and emotionally rich, Henry Selick’s return to stop-motion artistry captures the same bittersweet charm that defined the original — now elevated with modern techniques, sweeping new worlds, and a hauntingly beautiful score.
“Magic doesn’t end when the story does — it grows, like a seed waiting to bloom again.”
A tale for dreamers of all ages, James and the Giant Peach 2 is a heartfelt reminder that wonder never truly fades — it just needs the right soul to find it again.