Starring: Diora Baird, Steve Howey, Kenan Thompson, Desi Lydic
The Parody Just Got Deadly Serious—And Seriously Hot
The world’s most inept monster-slayer is dragged back into the fight as the spoof horror genre gets a sharp, stylish, and long-overdue makeover in Stan Helsing 2: Slay Another Day. The sequel reunites the hapless video clerk and reluctant hero, Stan Helsing (Steve Howey), and his loudmouthed, terrified best friend, Teddy (Kenan Thompson). But this time, let’s be honest: the true savior of the world—and the franchise—is the impossibly stunning, newly upgraded Nadine (Diora Baird).
From Ex-Girlfriend to Valkyrie
Diora Baird returns with a vengeance, completely shattering the “annoying ex-girlfriend” trope. Nadine has transformed herself into a leather-clad, fully weaponized, monster-hunting valkyrie. While Stan is still fumbling with the instruction manual for his anti-monster arsenal and Teddy is screaming at a volume only dogs can hear, Nadine is clearing the battlefield with devastating efficiency, armed with a high-tech flamethrower and a killer smoky eye look that could stop a werewolf mid-howl.
Nadine turns every monster encounter into her personal runway, dismantling thinly veiled parodies of classic horror icons with a lethal mix of razor-sharp sarcasm and seductive, expertly choreographed combat skills.
The Bride, The Six-Pack, and the New Terror
The new, immediate threat is an expanded and even more ludicrous group of villains: The notorious “Six-Pack of Terror” (featuring parodies of Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, etc.) has recruited a maniacal new leader: The Bride of Chucky (parody version). She’s smarter, sexier, and determined to turn the quiet town of Silent Hilltop into a permanent, blood-soaked horror movie set.
As the guys panic and debate the merits of hiding inside a refrigerator, Nadine takes charge, proving that the only thing sharper than a vampire’s fangs or a monster’s claw is a woman’s quick wit and focused determination. She must not only save Stan and Teddy from being monster food but also protect the town from the biggest threat of all: the guys’ continued existence.
Packed with outrageous slapstick gore, inappropriate R-rated jokes, and a surprising dose of style, Stan Helsing 2: Slay Another Day is a genuine scream. In this town, you either run like a coward, or you slay like a queen—and Nadine is done running.